American Idol is back again with a ridiculous load of talent. I mean all of the people can sing, which is not always the case. Front runners Lil and Danny definitely have their hook, but I am thinking maybe a strong move my Allison or Matt might spice things up a little. I realize that most of you twits don't follow what has become an American pastime, but the bottom line is that Idol really does rock. So, before you comment about my persuasion let me invite you to perform oral pleasure on me, at least then you will be justified in your comments.
Now, on to more impacting/life changing happenings. Mundo has officially been kicked the hell out. Yes, you heard it here first, after a long relationship with Nate, they have officially broken up and Mike becomes banished ex. Here is the part that I don't get. Why does Mike have to leave immediately, why wouldn't he be able to stay until his apartment was open in just a couple of weeks. Seems like having the amount of history that their friendship does that Mike wouldn't just be tossed away and given curb service. Seems wrong, and I guess time will tell if their friendship outlasts the relationship that has moved in to take it's place. Now that I think about it maybe that's it, Nate didn't have a say so about Mike's eviction. That does make more sense now doesn't it. I also sure hope that he cleans those bathrooms before the boss sees them; that could be bad.
The next issue that requires a briefing is about the pool. You had to know I was gonna write about he pool! Well, it happened again. The cover has come off and all the leaves have fallen to the murky depths, and the only way to resolve this issue is to make like a polar bear (you know the cold blooded ones--I'm giving you the finger right now). This year particularly irritates me considering I went to great lengths to secure the pool cover, attaching filled milk gallon jugs to ensure the cover didn't slip. Of course the pool cover gods reign the fury of an ice storm down on me to tear the pool cover and provide access for the leaves and debris to cohabitate with what was crystal clear pool water just beneath that worthless pool cover. Yes, I understand I will be fighting hypothermia, frost bite, numbness, and many other medical conditions, but it is what I do. Don't worry, I will get medical attention if necessary, I'm NOT that TOUGH.
I'm headed down to Alabama in about a week. The annual spring break adventure is usually a struggle for me, but this year I'm looking forward to it. With all the doom and gloom with respect to the national economy and frustration regarding our foolish political system I think I am ready to get away and just veg out. Of course by vegging out I mean following he itinerary of my wife like an enlisted man, but just maybe I can get a little ME time. I plan to make a day trip over to Biloxi to check out the rebuilt casinos. I'm especially interested in checking out the Beau Rivage since I was so impressed by it before the hurricane hit. Are there any Harrah's properties over in that area? I need to know that because they probably have some hookers and blow waiting for me if so. Plans are still on for the October Vegas trip. Right now it looks like the wife and I will be staying at Harrah's in a premium room (granite counter tops/marble shower) because that is the way I roll. Not exactly sure why Harrah's is treating me this well, but who deserves it more than me, right?
I considered reviewing our Tunica trip, but the passage of time has faded its memory (or it could have been the Coronas). I had a blast as usual, and am looking forward to heading back that way in May. I believe the departure time is 10 AM May 21st from the homestead. I'm hoping we can get an increased interest in this trip and roll down there with a big crew. Anybody want to set a line on whether or not Nate goes? I am willing to give some action on this.
Damn, almost forgot. Kurt Warner is my favorite player in the NFL. And, how can you really root against a guy who has the BIG MAN on his side.
Peace OUT--You know who I am!
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