In Honor of the "Tough Man" and "Super Mundus"

Well, I felt it was about time to write something less abrasive, even positive or supportive in some way. Now I get the opportunity to do just that. Most of you are aware that I lurk around on Stars monkeying around with very low buy in sng's and micro level cash stakes. Do I think I can play at a higher level than that and be successful, I dunno. Am I successful right now, I dunno. I hover around a 0% ROI on Sharkscope, but somehow I have been able to pull money out of Party and Stars over my short online poker foray. Maybe my weak passive cash game is where I do it, or maybe Sharkscope has not compiled my complete body of work, not sure. One thing is for sure, I am not excelling, unless you consider that only 6% of online poker players are winners (that seems low, but maybe not). However, I have watched Tough Man and SuperMundus play live and Tough Man quite a bit online. I have respect for their games, and I have respect for their willingness to keep getting their money in good and having their testes ripped from the very sack that contains them. So, in a show of true empathy I provide the following (now I understand this does not gain me entry into the Secret Guild):

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1473046 OK, they guy had like 11 outs but still its just not right.

And another,http://www.pokerhand.org/?1473059 This last one is more of the I threw up in my mouth variety, but considering it was a free roll--it softens the blow.

And, since I just love a little color, I just didn't feel like I could post with out putting up a few of these:

Yes, for symmetry purposes I have kept the uploaded picture the same size as real life.

And one for Super Mundus:

I think it is very cool that i found this. And, here is a picture of what the old Super Mundus might look like in the "city of villains" (and yes this is a Wisconsin reference)

OK, that is really all I have for now.

You folks have a good one!!!!!! I will try to have a better one.

I Can't Believe this Bull Shit

I am not 100% sure but I
believe the possibility exists
that these two pictures are of
the same person. Just a guess.

OK, labor day, decent enough holiday because we get the day off right? Well, this year it just happened to be extra special, although it appears most of you didn't take the time to notice or acknowledge that fact. That's righ mother fuckers, my birthday was Monday, September 3rd and not one fucking phone call, email, text message, scroll, note by messenger pigeon, blog shout out; I mean NADA. 35 mother fucking years young and you cock rags can't take 10 seconds to throw dad here a bone. I mean talk about the big finger wave.

And, since I am pissed let me just get to another subject that just burns my ass. Not responding to emails, and partially responding. I mean what in the fuck needs to happen to get everyone reading at a 6th grade level. Let's take Super Mundus for example. He uses the piss poor excuse of being in Wisconsin----so, I mean what the Fuck here, do they not have high speed internet? OK, maybe I figured it out, this is why he spends so much fucking time up in cheeseland, Super Mundus under the direction of Founder Al Gore, is actually building Wisonsin the fucking internet. Wow, I mean just fucking wow.

Now, he is not the only clown that has bad email etiquette. So, I don't mean to single him out, but I mean c'mon not showing up for a fantasy football draft (no call no show) is really no way to treat a cartoon donkey.

I did receive a text message one day late from a friend who is not a very close friend wishing me happy birthday, and two day late phone call from my sister. Oh, my parents did come down for birthday dinner at my house, the dinner I paid for and had to grill. Is that any way to treat the guest of honor? And, do I get a birthday gift??? Really, no fucking mention of here ya go son, we got you a fucking kazooo.........I have been dropping hints for weeks that I wanted the school loans paid off, but I guess that has fallen on deaf ears as well.

So, in response to all of this maltreatment I have been exposed to: Actually, I feel much better now after getting it all out, so no need to give directions regarding the insertion of appendages into yourself.