I Can't Believe this Bull Shit

I am not 100% sure but I
believe the possibility exists
that these two pictures are of
the same person. Just a guess.

OK, labor day, decent enough holiday because we get the day off right? Well, this year it just happened to be extra special, although it appears most of you didn't take the time to notice or acknowledge that fact. That's righ mother fuckers, my birthday was Monday, September 3rd and not one fucking phone call, email, text message, scroll, note by messenger pigeon, blog shout out; I mean NADA. 35 mother fucking years young and you cock rags can't take 10 seconds to throw dad here a bone. I mean talk about the big finger wave.

And, since I am pissed let me just get to another subject that just burns my ass. Not responding to emails, and partially responding. I mean what in the fuck needs to happen to get everyone reading at a 6th grade level. Let's take Super Mundus for example. He uses the piss poor excuse of being in Wisconsin----so, I mean what the Fuck here, do they not have high speed internet? OK, maybe I figured it out, this is why he spends so much fucking time up in cheeseland, Super Mundus under the direction of Founder Al Gore, is actually building Wisonsin the fucking internet. Wow, I mean just fucking wow.

Now, he is not the only clown that has bad email etiquette. So, I don't mean to single him out, but I mean c'mon not showing up for a fantasy football draft (no call no show) is really no way to treat a cartoon donkey.

I did receive a text message one day late from a friend who is not a very close friend wishing me happy birthday, and two day late phone call from my sister. Oh, my parents did come down for birthday dinner at my house, the dinner I paid for and had to grill. Is that any way to treat the guest of honor? And, do I get a birthday gift??? Really, no fucking mention of here ya go son, we got you a fucking kazooo.........I have been dropping hints for weeks that I wanted the school loans paid off, but I guess that has fallen on deaf ears as well.

So, in response to all of this maltreatment I have been exposed to: Actually, I feel much better now after getting it all out, so no need to give directions regarding the insertion of appendages into yourself.