Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Say it Aint So

Considering I haven't written in a while, I must begin by begging your forgiveness. I could continue with the customary remarks about how busy I've been with the summer schedule, but I won't attempt to pass my marked absence off with such contrite ramblings. The apology part of this post is now concluded, well except for this next part.


Oh, I guess I need to publicly apologize to Snatch for almost making him cry at the poker table during our last Tunica trip. So here goes....Snatch, I would like to apologize for almost making you cry at the poker table.
If I would have realized you were wearing a pink thong then I wouldn't have been so cruel as to be making jokes that could hurt your feelings. End of apology.

It appears Nate is still getting married, which is most recently evidenced by him backing out of the St. Louis trip. Yes, he sent out the cursory email citing WORK issues, but I think we all know that she basically shut it down. Sure hope that Nate gets to go back to Tunica some day!

Oh, did I mention a St. Louis trip, well here are the details. Sept. 11th we will be hitting the Cardinals game. Yes, we are rolling up into the unlimited eats and drinks venue so that a nice state of mind can be established before heading over to the wildest poker room I've ever played in. Lumiere Place here we come. Here is the line up for ST. Louis: Tough Man, Super Mundus, myself, Snatch, Brian from Sammy, and then there is a bit of a question mark. I'm hoping that Andy will be sliding into Nate's slot to pinch hit. Well, if he does make it, he won't be disappointed because St. Louis is a monster of a good time.

Holy Moly, I almost forgot to add that we have Nate's bachelor party set up. Looks like our little Tough Man is gonna make it to the horse races for the first time in his life...no seriously. From there we head to Max & Ermas for some eats and then on to the arm pit that they call a casino. I think we'll have a good time no matter how suckish Aztar can be. Of course, this is all contingent on whether Nate is allowed to go, which right now I'm putting at 50/50. If you're wondering, I'm still gonna take the little fella to Ellis Park even if Nate is not allowed to attend his bachelor party.

And, to my final thought. I think we all remember Mundo's dancing machine type performance on the internet. Yes, I realize he was undercover as the Pimpmasta, but it appears he is back in action. I wonder whether or not this whole living on his own situation is really good or not? I'm afraid the boy needs to be supervised more closely. I submit the following picture as evidence. Yes I dropped it down a bit, so you had to read this before you see it.















Say it aint so Mike!!!!!!!! What is this f#$@ing obsession with putting yourself all over the internet half naked. I think the only real question is how I got Mike to do this without him remembering?

Stay cool, I know I will.



Disclaimer: Of course this post does not meet the acceptable standard for the Tough Man. But, in the spirit of Drago--I write for ME Oh, I watched Gladiator the other day and I'm just waiting for a chance to use 'GHOST' in a conversation. Be prepared.

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