Monday, October 02, 2006

The WORM has turned!

GAME ON
OK, I am suddenly a better internet player now. How you might ask, after the continued whining and belly aching that has come from striking these keys? WEll this is how, variance. It turns out that I am possibly the best low limit player in the game and that I have just been catching the royal jelly treatment. That's right, I have no leaks in my game, and any previous thoughts about discipline is now banished from my thoughts. I need to move up in limits, and after I squash the rather weak players I now face, the bankroll will grow, with my ego, and I will become a force. A few things I have noticed--if I could play just 1 table SNG's then I would be the king of the world. And, here is why, they don't take much time, they don't take tremendous focus, you can stack someone ridiculously easy, and I am just better than they are. I cashed in the $3 2500 runner NL Hold'em last night on Stars--yep 2 hours of my time and I earned almost $3 profit. Oh yeah, my AJ got hammered by A5 to put me out but am I pissed, nope, because I no longer get tilted--I am fairly treated by the universally accepted laws of probability and I am not a statistical anomalie. OH, made an Aztar run and played some $5/$10 limit and did OK, won $138 but played fo rlike 8 hours, since we got kicked out of the casino at 5:00 AM, since when do Casinos close. OK, didn't really win any money because my penalty from the Mrs. was to take my winnings. You know the saying, Women are the F***ing rake. What saying? Anyway. Aztar is now running a 1/2 NL game (max buy $300) on Thursday nights, and probably will run it other days of the week as well. That is a good sign, should have had that game long ago. OH, Tunica is approaching what its like 9 weeks now!!! YOOOHOOOO. Yeah, a little pumped that Christmas comes early this year.

Oh yeah, everything I said earlier about my low limit game on the internet, blah blah blah, I didnt' mean any of it, and that RNG, well the next time you see IT let IT know I think IT is a cheatin bastard.

Have a good one, and don't forget to get your GAME ON!