Tough Man Strikes Back!!!!

GAME ON
Yes indeed, our toughman (tgtt, red fish) has not taken my public criticism lying down. He has once again risen from the depths of a kelp creature to show us his skill set. Here is an email I just received.
This, my friend, is how us "red fish" roll!
----- Forwarded Message ----From: tom taylor To: mttsmt@sbcglobal.netSent: Monday, November 20, 2006 3:31:35 AMSubject: Fwd: Results for PokerStars Tournament 36184914Note: forwarded message attached.
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PokerStars Tournament #36184914, No Limit Hold'emSuper SatelliteBuy-In: $12.00/$1.0064 playersTotal Prize Pool: $768.00 Target Tournament #36154288 Buy-In: $530.001 tickets to the target tournamentTournament started - 2006/11/19 - 22:40:00 (ET)Dear tgtt, You finished the tournament in 1st place.You qualified to play in Tournament #36154288 and are automatically registered for it. See Tournament #36154288 Lobby for further details.If you choose to unregister from this tournament your account will be creditedwith $530.00 Tournament dollars. Tournament dollars can be used to buy into any tournament.Visit our web site at http://www.pokerstars.com/tournaments.html for more details.Congratulations!Thank you for participating.

Just as I thought, my comments have propelled tough man back to glory. Now, does he have the gills, I mean balls to play in the big tourney, or has the ticket already been sold. This is the true question?

Sorry Tough Man--The Chum Is UP

OK, we all know our boy TT is a good card player, but in an attmept to help him reach the next level I think a certain amount of public criticism may be just the ticket. So here is my attempt at helping him propel to the next level.

I found this juicy (rhymes with sushi, and that is a fish isn't it?) piece of info. just swimming (I kill myself) around the internet to be caught by anyone who might have a line in the water.

The Unscrew--Sorry Joker STARS

GAME ON
OK, I am delighted to write about one of my best online poker experiences. Did I take down a large MTT score? NOPE. Actually, it was a fold. And, yes you are well aware of my love affair with the fold, but this was no run of the mill fold, it was.....let us say.....divine in nature. Let me set the scene. I am playing $25 NL, as I often do while playing a SNG. I have researched the table on poker-edge and begin playing. I basically fold for an orbit and find myself in 1st position to find AK sooted (hearts). I go to click the mouse for a raise and whammo, it falls to the floor. I begin frantically reaching for the mouse, but then I look up and EL FOLDO. Dammit, fast table, and my first playable hand is history. So, I say to myself is that the sh**, and I insta respond to myself, oh well, probably just saved a bunch of money. Oh how prophetic!! The hand continues to see a raise and a reraise push all in! OK, you're thinking, big whoop, if you can't fold AK to that action then you suck, but what you don't know is that these two ass jacks were donkalicious, and while I probably would have still folded, this may not have been the optimum play. I am generally irritated by ass clowns who push their stack with AK, I just think it is not smart "cash game" poker, but anywho, there were many things going through my mind with this particular AK situation. Now, onto the beautiful ending to this story. The initial raiser insta calls and what to my amazement do I see: That's right sports fans AA and KK!!! I have just avoided a collossal colon crushing at the hands of jokerstars. I can just see Lee Jones and the entire staff watching the monitor at mission control and their resulting dismay that I haven't just dumped my entire stack to their set-up protocol. I mean when they get bored finger waving me with the RNG they resort to this underhanded trick. Well, I say this, HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA, sorry about your luck Joker Stars, I was not your victim yesterday you bunch of ass hats. And, while I am sure to get 1 and 2 outtered for weeks for this public display of happiness, I really don't give a damn because yesterday, your victim slipped away. I hope you all have hunger pains today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, Tunica is only a short time away and the Moose Poker Tournament is coming upon us quickly. Sure to be another fun trip considering Tough Man TT will be cut loose in another state with umlimited alcohol. Can't wait to see him playing roulette.

The Unscrew--Sorry Joker STARS

GAME ON
OK, I am delighted to write about one of my best online poker experiences. Did I take down a large MTT score? NOPE. Actually, it was a fold. And, yes you are well aware of my love affair with the fold, but this was no run of the mill fold, it was.....let us say.....divine in nature. Let me set the scene. I am playing $25 NL, as I often do while playing a SNG. I have researched the table on poker-edge and begin playing. I basically fold for an orbit and find myself in 1st position to find AK sooted (hearts). I go to click the mouse for a raise and whammo, it falls to the floor. I begin frantically reaching for the mouse, but then I look up and EL FOLDO. Dammit, fast table, and my first playable hand is history. So, I say to myself is that the sh**, and I insta respond to myself, oh well, probably just saved a bunch of money. Oh how prophetic!! The hand continues to see a raise and a reraise push all in! OK, you're thinking, big whoop, if you can't fold AK to that action then you suck, but what you don't know is that these two ass jacks were donkalicious, and while I probably would have still folded, this may not have been the optimum play. I am generally irritated by ass clowns who push their stack with AK, I just think it is not smart "cash game" poker, but anywho, there were many things going through my mind with this particular AK situation. Now, onto the beautiful ending to this story. The initial raiser insta calls and what to my amazement do I see: That's right sports fans AA and KK!!! I have just avoided a collossal colon crushing at the hands of jokerstars. I can just see Lee Jones and the entire staff watching the monitor at mission control and their resulting dismay that I haven't just dumped my entire stack to their set-up protocol. I mean when they get bored finger waving me with the RNG they resort to this underhanded trick. Well, I say this, HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA, sorry about your luck Joker Stars, I was not your victim yesterday you bunch of ass hats. And, while I am sure to get 1 and 2 outtered for weeks for this public display of happiness, I really don't give a damn because yesterday, your victim slipped away. I hope you all have hunger pains today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, Tunica is only a short time away and the Moose Poker Tournament is coming upon us quickly. Sure to be another fun trip considering Tough Man TT will be cut loose in another state with umlimited alcohol. Can't wait to see him playing roulette.